It all started a long time ago on a distant planet. There were these things that came and ate braincells for dinner. The inhabitants of this planet hated having to go out and get their brancells sucked out of their heads, so they complained. Of course their complaining is really, loud, so I just so happened to hear it.
Lucky me.
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So, with that done, I talked to the people of this random distant planet about ideas and they told me that there was absolutely nothing different that I could do to a personal webpage that hasn't been done and to stop wasting my time, go home, and just make the bloody page. GREAT! All that searching for nothing!
So, I went home and sat and thought up this bunch of nonsense.
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So, the real reason I came up with this page (since some people on a distant planet that I just so happened to save, telling me what to do, is highly unlikely at the moment) is simply this: I was bored.
I wanted to do something that was slightly out of the ordinary.
Hence, this page was created.
Simple. Pointless, but simple.
Maybe this will also serve as some form of entertainment to you. You never know unless you try, right? I need to fill my time with something other than constant homework, you need to fill your time with reading other people's webpages about themselves. Feel proud! I certainly do.
I AM ENTERTAINMENT!




Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Intru...
Oh. It's just you. Well then, in that case, let us begin.

So. You have come to learn the reason why this page was created, have you not? You really want to know? Are you sure you can handle it? It's a dangerous story full of wild adventures and crazy creatures beyond belief.
Are you sure you can handle that? Sure you can. You're a big girl/boy.
Alright then. If you must know, come along then.
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If you must know, I was prospecting for ideas to come up with a new breed of webpages, something that has been seen before, but not quite like this. It would be fun! It was then that I heard the call, and being the way I am, just couldn't ignore it. 30 Klicks later, I stopped and saw the people and their brain sucking creatures. I took out my trusty mouse, threw it at them, and watched as all the evil braincell sucking creatures exploded. I had a sense of pride that day. I did something good. Something very good.
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If you think this is one hugely rediculous story, I'd have to say you are right, but that you have a serious lack of imagination. I wanna explore for ideas someday... and I will!!!! Just you see. Yes. One day, I will show the world what I can do, and they will stare in awe. Then I shall point out to them that they are staring and they shall stop. Yes. They SHALL.
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